Long live the Latvian Pumps! Restoring pressure to Lemberga Tap!

October 20, 2026•Author: Dags Vidulejs
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"LATVIAN Petroleum Lat"

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1. Our Oil Drill finally succeeds by breaking through the dolomite to the Earth's mantle. Hooray! If a huge drill starts to work, it is immediately clear to people – everything, let's dig oil! Soon Latvia will be richer than Dubai, all citizens will sleep on gold and we will restore the legendary "Petroleum Lat" with black gold!



https://dags.lv/en/blog/lai-dzivo-latvijas-pumpji-atjaunojam-spiedienu-lemberga-kranam


2. Trump's slogan: “Drill, baby, drill!” – The US wants to pump, pump and screw everything that moves to fill the base for influence.

b) Meanwhile, the British royal family at Windsor Castle looks at petrol checks and switched to chariots and ponies as fuel prices are higher than the British monarchy's budget.

c) Strait of Hormuz: a narrow waterway in the Middle East, where ships sail slower than slow internet, because every back-and-forth fuck of an Iranian-Israeli marriage bed instantly hits the cosmic price at a gas station in Latvia.


3. Real facts and the geopolitical role of Latvia a) The desert Arabs became rich in black gold, but we, with our historical Ventspils transit and banks, got only good memories of the “fat years of Kalvitis” with 2 billion plus and the memoirs of the oligarch Lembergs, who now fishes for food in his pond.


b) Indications of Latvian oil are layered from a depth of 800 meters. The Gudenieki deposit in Kuldiga Municipality, 1963, has a depth of 1000 meters, yielding a few thousand tons.


c) In Soviet times, the port of Ventspils was a jewel of the crown of the USSR. About 25% of the total USSR and later Russian Federation crude oil and petroleum products exports to the West were transported by pipelines and railways to Ventspils, forming the lion's share or about 70–80% of Latvia's own transit balance.


d) Russia holds 10% of the world's oil and 15% of natural gas. Norway takes 2%, but with it gives 20–25% of the EU's natural gas. North Sea platforms are under NATO protection and cannot be blocked by the CF as part of a hybrid war.


e) For the leadership of the USSR and later the Russian Federation, Latvian transit was a critical artery – without the Ventspils Lembergs tap with fantastic pressure, 80 million-tonne throughput and Baltic ports, Moscow would simply lack the physical capacity to deliver millions of tons of oil and chemical products to European markets, which meant absolute political necessity and interdependence.


f) Bribing and blackmailing Latvian politicians by raising traitors in all parties was vital for the leadership of the CF. Talking about not needing Latvia for Russia is a sweet lie.


g) The restoration of independence occurred only with the disconnection of two Governors – Zatlers and Dombrovskis – from the Russian Federation's oil and Russian Federation's power grids. Until the Zatlers globalist coup, which made Latvia an impotent transit destination. Because we buy the same Russian energy only through financial mafia brokers. Even buying their own electricity from the Daugava of Latvia at the price of the NordPool exchange is more expensive than countries that do not have their own river hydroelectric power plants! This is a high level of globalist affair


h) Russia built its ports and wires to Europe past Ukraine and Latvia, and after the war Russian gas will no longer flow through Riga.


i) Now oil will only come to Latvia from the West, directly to the Slice Private Pasta Factory to boil the global oligarch GMO food paste!


4. The loss of the Three Oligarchs of Latvia a) Lembergs' hand constantly held his huge tap. Don't get me wrong, not Aivars' hand was on his huge penis or kitchen tap, but on the "Russian oil tap" in Ventspils, through which those 80 million tons flowed to the West.


b) But Slice and Schleser's business losses, according to Re:Check, the port businesses associated with Andris and Ainar suffered losses of 220 million euros, which led to a return to politics in order to revive the Port of Riga. Even with the "WaterClosed" Arabic Black Gold Dollars, the "New Riga City" was built on the harbour site.


c) The slices were privatized and "put up" with Scheffler at the site of the Balsam and Distillery, and the Slices at the site of the ruined Latvian food industry, which in the USSR times produced food for all of Moscow and Leningrad, but in Ulman times was a real food superpower, exporting 80% of Latvian production to the UK and Europe.


5. Latvian Oil Lat and the Banking System a) Latvian Oil Dollar: while the Arabs trade oil for dollars, we tried to create our own version of the "oil lat" through Ventspils pipelines and offshore banks. The Latvian Commercial Bank Paradise acted as a guarantee for the transit of Oil through Latvia. When the tap was turned, we realized that our "black gold" was only transit pipes and commission!


b) The Bank of Latvia was based on the “Latvian OIL LATS”. Like the US financial impact on the “US OIL DOLLAR”: “Switzerland at the Baltic” the transit of non-resident dollars through the lats. Post-Soviet money transit tube.


c) Before the globalist coup in Zatlers, Latvian commercial banks, holding billions of non-residents, were the gateway to eastern capital. 1% of all money in the world, but in the post-Soviet region – a huge river of money, the Bank of Latvia lats and tens of billions of commercial banks.


d) By comparison, Switzerland holds 20–25% of the world's cross-border private equity. Latvia vs Switzerland was a small store vs Wall Street, but with maximum comfort and speed! But the Latvian Commercial Banks were centered like Cyprus, London and Austria.


e) Before the overhaul of "Unity", returning to the status of a non-profit country with the mission of the liquidators of the World Bank, eliminating the banking sector, food production and transit, Unity, in order to earn a salary for its 300 thousand budget officials, postponed the sale of the bodies of Latvian citizens for the 2020 pharmaceutical experiments, as the laboratory white mouse gene was modified and judged.


f) JSC Kulbergs, in order to give its party members 7 billion credit money, only has to open the gate for the "river of blood", starting with the second front of the CF. Other profits no longer shine, how to sell the Latvian people's life war industry to millionaires!


5. The Financial Globalist Conspiracy and the Grand Final a) The lie has been the collapse of oil stocks for 100 years, tapping the price of oil. The infinite oil could in principle flow from the earth's mantle indefinitely and cost less than tap water H2}Oh!


b) But this is not beneficial for financiers, because everything on Earth is also ratified by the ideology of globalism in Latvia as the property of the world's private central banker system – oil, gas, food, water, your body and even your homestead, where everyone has to dig their own oil.


c) But for Latvia, the way out is: Rock wells and through the large tap of Lembergs we pump water to the whole world, just as Arabs and Russians pump the oil of the Earth's depths belonging to all mankind.


H {2} O now consumes Paradise%20%2F%20N%C4%81kotnes%20v%C4%ABzija" data-art-shop="/shop">Super AI, and it has sucked the rivers of the Danube and others into Europe. Latvian oil is Latvia's drinking water supply. We renew Aivars, Andris and Ainārs business and pump pressure into their taps with Latvian Viagra water. Long live the potency of Latvia's three oligarchs! Long live the Latvian Pumps!


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